Thought for the day: Sex and the PC

Simon Moores admits to being a little overexcited by Microsoft Office 2003, because it manages to be stylish and functional, even...

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Simon Moores admits to being a little overexcited by Microsoft Office 2003, because it manages to be stylish and functional, even if it did leave his wallet feeling a little lighter.



I don’t normally describe software as sexy but with Microsoft Office 2003, it’s hard to do otherwise.

Yes I know that deploying it across a business will add a string of zeros to your total cost of ownership and might even force you to mortgage your house and sell your children to Microsoft, but having Office 2003 sitting smugly on your PC is rather like, well, having the benefit of an expensive Italian girlfriend, without the grief of being manager of the England football squad.

I’ll leave product reviews to others who have a spare lifetime to find their way around the new Office features and wax lyrical on the subject of XML and digital rights management. I mostly use Word and Outlook, sometimes PowerPoint and occasionally Excel to help me add up numbers when I run out of fingers.

If you happen to subscribe to the theory that the personal computer exists only as Microsoft's platform upon which to develop Office, then you have to wonder how much more functionality can be squeezed from the Intel processor before it collapses from nervous exhaustion under the weight of new features.

If you can justify the upgrade, then I think you’ll enjoy the experience, as Office 2003 is finally turning the PC into something which resembles the Apple Macintosh experience from a usability perspective.

Office 2003 seems to have added something that was lacking in Microsoft software in the past, and that’s style. The question is of course whether you are prepared to pay more to be stylish?

A word to the wise, though, and the consequence of spending close to an hour on the phone with Microsoft support last week. Anti-virus software is causing the company a huge headache.

All right, it’s had to be sympathetic because after all, without it we’re toast on the World Wide Web. However, as I have discovered from hard experience, antivirus products tend to wrap themselves around the Windows operating system like a vine. Try and install any new software with AV software loaded in the background and you are likely to come to grief.

So, before you install anything new in future, in Windows XP, run MSCONFIG from the Start box first. Choose selective start-up and turn everything off apart from the ‘System.Ini’ file.

Then go to the services tab and make sure that Windows Installer is ticked to On. You should now reboot your system and then, when it’s ready again, from the Start box run "Temp" and "%Temp%" consecutively and delete all the temporary displayed.

You are now ready to install your new software, be it Autoroute 2004 or Money 2004, hopefully without any problems. When the installation is finished, go back to MSCONFIG, reselect Normal Startup and restart your system. This process may save you hours of grief in the future.

Returning then, to the question of Office 2003. We have been asking for years in Computer Weekly how long Microsoft can continue to build more features into Office and when the public will simply give up upgrading because the benefit is no longer visible or it’s too expensive.

The answer, it seems, is that Office, like the universe, will continue to expand ad infinitum. In another 10 years, I’ll be wondering how I coped without Office 2013, although maybe not my Italian girlfriend.

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Setting the world to rights with the collected thoughts and opinions of leading industry analyst Dr Simon Moores of Zentelligence.

Acting globally, Zentelligence (Research) advises governments, suppliers, business and the media on the evolution, application and delivery of leading-edge technologies and specialises in the areas of eGovernment and information security.

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