Thursday 4 September: Insider threats

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Really bad news. It turns out that one of our network administrators is a Christian fundamentalist. She believes God created the world 4,000 years ago in six days, dinosaurs co-existed with the Apple II, all socialists, geologists and those who do not own a six-litre pick-up truck are in league with Satan, and the relationship betwen Microshaft and the Office for Government Corruption is wholesome and life-affirming.