Melvin Clark of Liberia offers way out of recession

Despite the assiduous attentions of Computer Weekly’s panoply of anti-malware tools, a rogue phishing offer got through to Downtime’s -computer.

Melvin Clark of Liberia, currently resident in the Gambia, tells us he has $16.7m in a private equity trust that he would like to invest in “a developed countries”.

Downtime has forwarded the offer to 11 Downing Street, which appears to need the money.