His ditty entitled Time Bomb starts, "I was born without much charm/Set off every false alarm/ Combed my slick hair back/No one would cut me a bit of slack/ Everything I do may seem wrong/ But my heart, my heart beats strong."
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Avoid frenzied mouse work
Downtime has just received a next generation mouse mat. The k-mat is not for the desk, oh no, this little beauty rests on your thigh. You might think there is a some leg pulling going on here, but the manufacturer says the curved rubber contraption "allows for a more relaxing and productive day".
However, a word of warning: seen from behind, any male colleague using the mat vigorously could well be asked to leave the office and probably the company. You have been warned.
Ellison on Gates' tail
According to CNETnews.com, IT's biggest ego Larry Ellison is about to become the world's richest man, overtaking self-styled geek and long-time rival Bill Gates.
Ellison has spent his wealth on useful toys such as MiG fighter planes. And, according to some industry insiders, the Oracle founder spends much of his time scheming how to shoot down the Microsoft empire. We imagine he'll probably get great satisfaction from overtaking Bill.
Compaq music police
Compaq has won a £10m contract to provide IT services to the Performing Right Society and its partner the Mechanical Copyright Protection Society, which ensure that music royalties due to artists are paid. Does this mean Compaq will make it harder for people to illegally download music from the Web on to its PCs without paying royalties?
Christmas has come early for reader John Knight, who writes, "I thought this e-mail I received from a colleague who uses Sun Staroffice might make you chuckle. It demonstrates that Sun are trying to beat the commercialism of Christmas by reminding you nice and early in the year - before the shops are even promoting Christmas."
The automatic reminder reads, "The event 'Christmas day' starts by 12:01:00 P / 25/12/00 and ends by 11:59:00 P/ 25/12/00."
Hardly very festive.