World's brightest torch tale

Following on from Downtime’s observations on Sutton High Street regarding the use of technology I have to admit I am struggling to find one for a torch that can shine 14.5 kilometres.

Some bloke in Holland has managed to use his optics engineering skills to help the bionic man find the keys that he dropped in a field in Sutton, Surrey while locked out of his house in Dulwich, Kent.

Yes, Ralf Ottow has invented the world’s brightest torch which can reach 9 miles. Amsterdam mmmmmmmmmmmm?