While ebay bans the sale of ivory goods, a man in Romania decided to sell his wife on a used car website. His advert says Wife for sale. Model 1983, good condition. Full option, nice suspensions, spacious boot, second owner. Judging by his comments about why he did this, it’s possible nagging should be added to the features list. Downtime hopes he clears her memory before selling her or the information commissioner might be on to him.