More limericks on downtime

The rhyme of first line support

“Have you checked that it’s switched on?”, I said

“Have you checked that with power it’s fed?”
Cos without any juice
It’s about as much use
As a Python-esque parrot – it’s dead.

Line on impressing the boss

There once was a Programmer, Brad
Who felt undervalued, not glad
So with Neuro Linguistics
And clever statistics
He proved he was clever – how sad

Thanks to Steve Pauline for these two great limericks. Can you do better ? Send your poems into downtime. wgoodwin@techtarget.com

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