The church has always been unusually preoccupied with sex. Normally this obsession is focused on condemning the rest of us for doing it, but a Swedish clergyman has levelled the playing field somewhat.
The pious chap, when not sermonising about the gnashing of teeth and hot hot fires of hell, was a frequent visitor to hardcore porn sites.
During one of thousands of visits he contracted a computer virus that brought down the church’s entire computer network.
Presumably the church disapproves of antivirus software.