Global warming just a load of guff

Scientists have revealed that dinosaur flatulence might have been responsible for the warm climate 150 million years ago.

Yes scientists at Liverpool John Moore’s University have revealed that floating air biscuits emanating from the nether regions of the earth’s largest ever inhabitants produced the methane responsible for heating up the earth. They reckon dinosaurs produced 520 million tonnes of methane every year.

That is good news for IT departments. No longer will IT be blamed for increasing corporate carbon footprints and global warming.

Researchers say every night during sleep the average human melts a piece of ice the size of a football through indiscriminate chuffing. And people complain when you leave your computer switched on during lunch. What about the farting?

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