Colliding banks fail to release missing capital

Switching on the Large Hadron Collider underneath the Swiss Alps has had the unintended consequence predicted by chaos theory, namely the implosion of the world’s financial system.

Instead of smashing protons together to create the universe, the unleashed forces are having the equal and opposite effect, smashing bankrupt banks together as trillions of dollars disappear into a financial black hole. 

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