Just been visited by the gypsies. Two arrived with the usual mixture of mystery and menace. “I can tell your fortune if you give me silver – if you don’t misfortune will fall.”
I was outside working on my laptop (they don’t like to cross the treshold). Just as I was sending them packing, one turned round and asked “Can I check my email?” I said that for some silver she could. We compromised. I got my fortune for free.