Robot turns up the heat and gets out of the kitchen

“Sorry Dave I cannot do that.”

“Why not?”

“Because I am Chris, a robot created in Bristol using one million pounds of European Commission money. Although I was designed as part of a project to look at the problems of a human and a robot working together in the same space, such as a kitchen, that does not mean you can ask me to pander to your every need. Where were you last night anyway?”