Internet coffee machine hacked

Given all the world’s problems: famine, disease, war and so on, thank goodness somebody has come up with the answer to it all. Yes, finally, a coffee machine that can be connected to the Internet. Phew, and there I was thinking that we were all goners.

Of course, life’s not quite so easy because no sooner have we plugged the damned thing in than somebody comes along and hacks it. So, while an expresso might be just what you need, chances are you’ll be lumbered with a tall latte and bang goes another war in the middle east.

I wont be buying a Jura F09. I’m happy enough with my low tech kettle. Call me old fashioned.