What did you give your love on Valentine's day

Breaking up is hard to do. But these days, as a result of technology, it’s even harder than ever.
This is because of the decisions a person has to make. Will it be Skype, Twitter, Facebook, email, text, telephone or, as a last resort, face to face.
Well there is an alternative. Groupon in the United Arab Emirates is offering half price tests for sexually transmitted diseases. This is part of its Valentine’s day promotion.
So if you give your partner something they didn’t want on Valentine’s day they will have the equipment to find out exactly what. And at half price.
Cupid would be proud.