If you are in a pub toilet during the Olympics and the guy next to you starts screaming “come on, come on” and “oh yes” don’t panic he is not committing the sin of Onan, he is taking part in an important Olympic discipline.
Yes that will be the 100ml Splash, err I mean Dash. Yes the 100ml Dash is the creation of Captive Media and aims to give even urinating an Olympic theme.
Selected bars will have the game integrated into latrines so the males of our species can point their excess liquid at a target and make a character on a screen run faster. It is described as a hands free game which we can’t understand here.
Downtime looks forward to the next version based on Olympic basketball, known as Slam and Dump.