RBS customers will try anything to get their hands on some cash

You have to feel sorry for some of the victims of the technology crime that has been the RBS software upgrade debacle.

One RBS customer who got into a bit of trouble with the law was unable to meet his bail as a result of the technical glitch at the bank.

He had to spend a weekend in the slammer as a result.

While Downtime does not know what his crime was, we think bank robbery would be poetic justice.

RBS could continue to add to the prison population as pensioners turn to crime to pay bills when pension payments fail to be processed.

Could keeping money under the mattress be an appropriate solution for cash storage after all?