It has finally dawned on the Catholic Church that it needs to acquire customers from somewhere. So why not do what every other big business does? A bit of M&A activity is called for.
Pope Benedict XVI looks to have made his choice, if his blatant product placing is anything to go by. He was spotted tweeting on an iPad. Well actually doing it for the cameras.
What else could this mean but that the Catholic Church and the Church of Apple are coming together.
It all makes sense now. The Pope is tempted by an apple and he sells the company to a bigger religion.
Apparently Moses is a bit upset about Apple’s tablet computer overheating in hot and dusty weather. He said he will be forced to break company rules and stick with his legacy stone tablets.