It's official people care more for reality TV than realpolitik

A survey has revealed a disturbing reality. More young people vote on reality TV shows than in general elections.

Yes a survey from a mobile phone comparison website has found that 66% of youths interviewed vote on reality TV shows while on 64% would vote at the election.

It also found that three quarters would however vote if they could be text or using social media.

Initially we didn’t want to mention this on downtime because as usual the Tories would jump on the bandwagon and introduce some policy to introduce universal mobile suffrage.

But then again it might mean that the Tories would ditch Cammers and go with someone more bearable like Jordon.

The Chartists will be turning in their graves along with the Suffragettes.