End of life options

It’s lovely but slightly creepy that children take an interest in one’s dating actitivites, but putting granny up for sale on eBay is definitely taking f****** liberties.
This happened to Sandi Firth, whose son, Jame Doyen, offered her as “My Yiddishe Momma for Sale”, opening bids £1, despite her qualities, such as beauty, brilliant cooking, education, articulatness, family orientation and caring nature. Sandi’s series of unsuccessful dates prompted her management consultant son to make the offer.
If this is the digital age equivalent of putting granny on an ice floe to become a polar bear snackwich, Downtime reckons he prefers that private dignity to the public humilation of being flogged off on eBay. Cut him out of your will, Sandi!

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