Cheryl Cole voice blunder extends marriage

Apparently Cheryl Cole thought she had told her hubby Ashley that she was leaving him ages ago but a bizarre mix up of backing tracks meant she said the wrong thing. She is so used to miming that she does it in her everyday life.

Ashley didn’t pick up on the fact that her lips didn’t synch with the words “I love you.”

So what’s the best thing to do when a certain technology is no longer fit for purpose? Yes use another to do it properly. Apparently the job was done by text message.

But technology is not just ending marriages but forming them. A couple in the got married in an Apple Store in New York on Valentine’s Day. The priest was even dressed as Steve Jobs.

Downtime hopes the baby is born live on the web, any affairs are revealed on streetmap and when the marriage falls apart there will be a live Twitter feed.