If you are anything like me you’ll have given up on Call Of Duty and other shoot ’em up games a long time ago. They have become dominated by reclusive, obsessive beings who’s hands seem to have become fused with their respective controllers as they play religiously for hour upon hour.
The tide could soon be turning though as one hard-core gamer has turned capitalist, offering his services as a personal online bodyguard and all for the princely sum of £5 per half an hour.
His advert, which appears on the website
, states he will be your “personal online bodyguard for 30 minutes in any of the following shooters on Xbox 360: Call of Duty 4, Call of Duty Black Ops, Halo Reach, Battlefield 1943 and Battlefield Bad Company 2”.
He continues by adding that he will be “by your side the entire time and will fight for you, keep enemies away from you, protect you when you snipe, even SACRIFICE MY LIFE to save yours.”
I’m sure this chivalrous chap gets plenty of attention from the ladies, I mean, how courageous can you get? Taking a virtual bullet for a small fee.
If you are considering taking the gentleman in question up on his offer then you can do so in the utmost confidence as fivesquids hold your £5 payment until the service has been fulfilled. Although, I haven’t seen the his gaming CV or online skills in action so he may not actually be that good.