Queen warms to Will’s Wii


Downtime may end up in the Tower of London as a result of a headline that took all of two seconds to come up with.

Yes, folks, according to that beacon of journalistic professionalism, The People, Queenie has become addicted to the Nintendo Wii.

The report said that the system was a Christmas gift from Kate Middleton to her boyfriend Prince William, but after watching her grandson play, the monarch “begged to join in.”

The Queen played a simple ten-pin bowling game and was a natural by all accounts said the paper. Orders have reportedly been placed for Resident Evil 4 and Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock, and for some two-player action with Phillip there is Metro City Racing, although arguments about who gets to drive the white Fiat Punto might lead to a fallout.