Downtime

Cyril Connelly, a British critic, said that no-one over thirty-five is worth meeting who has not something to teach us - something more than we could learn for ourselves, from a book.

This is absolutely true. And so it is with the over-35s media experts at Monitor, the independent regulator of NHS Foundation Trusts.

On Monitor's website are the wisest words ever issued by the regulator. Downtime would go so far as to say that Monitor takes us to the extreme limits of wisdom.

Dictionary in hand, this is what we read on its website:

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