Sickly, gushing iPhone 5 descriptions
One week after the launch and the queues outside the Apple store have diminished and the reviews of the iPhone 5 have been written up.
Even as an Apple fan, if anything was going to put me off the iPhone 5, it is going to be the overuse of adjectives and loving sentiment describing the "life changing" phone.
Here is a round-up of the worst out there:
"The iPhone remains technological jewellery of the finest sort"
"Truly something to behold."
"It seems to float in the hand, and how typing or swiping feels like touching the very pixels."
"Simply the best smartphone ever made."
"The iPhone 5 is one of the most beautifully crafted phones out there."
"A beautiful crafted device with a beautiful screen."
"The iPhone we've always wanted."
"This is a hallmark of design. This is the one you've been waiting for."