Amid all the excitement of Valentine's Day and the spurious press releases that accompany that annual festival of tat, Network Noise had quite forgotten that just around the corner is the Royal Wedding.
To celebrate the imminent nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton, the potteries of Staffordshire have already sprung into action to produce commemorative china by the bucketload, but until now we had not seen much to get excited about from the technology world.
So it is with great joy that we can today reveal the Union Jack smartphone pouch, Royal Wedding edition from mobile accessory outfit Proporta.
The totally blinging case will fit both iPhones and HTC model smartphones and is available from ... er ...
Well, it's available. Let's just leave it at that, shall we?
It must appeal to someone...
Surely? Anyone? Bueller?