Archives
- 2009.11.05: Virtually pointless non-fire night
- 2009.11.04: Downtime goes error-free
- 2009.10.22: Party comes to an end as fugitive discovers policemen can read
- 2009.10.22: Call centre automation takes macabre twist
- 2009.10.14: Bloggers mob libel lawyers, restore free speech
- 2009.10.14: Scandinavian sex tourism saga continues
- 2009.10.14: Single, dead female
- 2009.10.14: Smart phones, not users
- 2009.10.08: MOD leaks plugged on Wikileaks
- 2009.10.07: Regulator speaks as it sees
- 2009.10.05: Ernest Marples
- 2009.09.25: Downtime's black market value
- 2009.09.18: Rodent or primate?
- 2009.09.18: MoD undecided on value of IT
- 2009.09.18: One cannot help but imagine the machines are laughing
- 2009.09.18: Rip-off Rolexes and Gucci? Not for Second Lifers
- 2009.09.16: Hedonistic freshers get iPhone help
- 2009.09.10: Pigeon fancier
- 2009.09.10: Mandy gets China boost
- 2009.09.03: Puffins get GPS devices
- 2009.09.03: Japanese are barking
- 2009.09.02: Eastenders to use Google style maps
- 2009.09.02: Microsoft campaigns to "screw Google"
- 2009.08.21: The name's Tucky. Ken Tucky.
- 2009.08.11: Ovimal
- 2009.07.20: iPhone leads to cannabis stash
- 2009.07.15: Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings
- 2009.07.15: Scottish sheep taggers get cash let off
- 2009.07.09: USB powered chainsaw released
- 2009.07.03: Snakes alive - it's a spy robot!
- 2009.07.03: Petty thief nabbed by caller-ID technology
- 2009.06.19: If MPs published their expenses on Twitter...
- 2009.06.03: Electronic voting could shock UK parliament
- 2009.06.02: Have sat-nav, will race
- 2009.05.27: IT workers finish high in beer league
- 2009.05.26: Up a creek without a GPS
- 2009.05.26: Scented gas poor substitute for frozen dessert
- 2009.05.18: Wolfram Alpha calculates the Satan formula
- 2009.05.18: Google goes off-road for arse-end of UK
- 2009.05.18: Fruitless attempt to rob internet cafe hard to swallow
- 2009.05.18: Everest, outer space, so what I twitter on the toilet
- 2009.05.14: Online expense system could be government money spinner
- 2009.05.13: Porn is unhealthy for you cyber well-being
- 2009.05.12: Second life will not be forever
- 2009.05.12: If it aint broke, don't fix it
- 2009.05.11: The unacceptable face of social networking sites
- 2009.05.11: Monks get on the information superhighway
- 2009.05.11: Government's web 2.0 stunt backfires
- 2009.05.11: Man wastes time living in paradise
- 2009.05.09: Wanted: undercover security consultants with news-gathering skills
- 2009.05.08: Ride out the recession on a Twitter and a prayer
- 2009.05.08: Sutton council creates virtual world for youngsters
- 2009.05.08: Programmer exposes plans to quit via computer game
- 2009.05.07: Sticky fingerprints come in handy for day nursery entry
- 2009.05.07: Antenna search brings tears to mannequin's eyes
- 2009.05.06: Bang up the board and let politicians run the country
- 2009.05.05: Religious groups cannot face truth of Faith Fighters
- 2009.05.04: Facebook puts Swiss woman in the firing line
- 2009.04.21: Money can't buy you love, but love can't sell you security
- 2009.04.21: Hackers plan to blow up international trade
- 2009.04.21: Website urges politicians to get stuck into the web
- 2009.04.21: Amazon finds itself fighting through a PR jungle
- 2009.04.03: Councils wise up to the many benefits of Facebook
- 2009.04.03: Educators rush to get five-year-olds tweeting
- 2009.04.03: ITV gets a £60m poke in the side from social networking
- 2009.04.03: BMW driver gets led up the coastal path by his sat nav
- 2009.04.03: Scientists unveil robot that can walk and wear clothes
- 2009.03.20: Enthusiast makes sweet music from computing past
- 2009.03.20: McGregor finds online alibi for a multitude of sins
- 2009.03.20: Poll to shed Sir Fred of his knighthood rejected
- 2009.03.20: Bill Gates back on top as his fortune takes a tumble
- 2009.03.20: Traffic wardens find a friend in GPS-enabled devices
- 2009.03.20: German TV licence authority flogging a dead scholar
- 2009.03.09: Fisherman catches a very well-connected cod
- 2009.03.09: Bill Gates' children forced to survive on Apple-free diet
- 2009.03.09: Abstain from the joy of texts, Catholic Church tells youths
- 2009.03.09: Mandelson wows China with gift of a memory stick
- 2009.03.09: A mighty expensive game of American Football
- 2009.03.09: What the twits have been tweeting about this week
- 2009.03.09: Destructive garden worm snuggles up in computer
- 2009.03.03: Jon Stewart and Samantha Bee take on Twitter
- 2009.02.23: Wardens kill murderer's Facebook connection
- 2009.02.20: Romance defies recession as Interflora sales bloom
- 2009.02.10: Teenage hackers put the fun back into computer crime
- 2009.02.10: Stephen Fry gives Twitter the stamp of approval
- 2009.02.10: ITV discovers there is such a thing as too many ad breaks
- 2009.02.10: Google finds something it wasn't searching for
- 2009.01.27: Former Google employees reveal the horrible truth
- 2009.01.27: Dry cleaning businesses become data hub
- 2009.01.27: Australian couple latest victims of Facebook
- 2009.01.27: I spy with my little eye... your profile on Facebook
- 2009.01.16: Barclays 'technical error' leads to £100bn overdraft
- 2009.01.16: Which? advises readers to smash their way to security
- 2009.01.16: Could Silicon Valley be usurped by, er, Norfolk?
- 2009.01.16: US and Denmark get housing market moving
- 2008.12.19: MPs' concerns over sensitive data seem a little misplaced
- 2008.12.18: Unemployed CGI robot seeks suitable position
- 2008.12.18: Too much information is a very frightening thing
- 2008.12.17: Ned Kelly rehabilitation results in bank job
- 2008.12.17: Online banking spells end for dirty money stories
- 2008.12.16: Cancer models used to mine Facebook
- 2008.12.16: Over-engineering a solution to a non-existent problem
- 2008.12.15: Was blackmailing copper a victim of 419 scam?
- 2008.12.11: Singing in the key of ERP
- 2008.12.08: PC shop Mike-O-Soft in Microsoft pirate sales shock
- 2008.12.05: Apple takes really relative approach to telling the truth
- 2008.12.04: Melvin Clark of Liberia offers way out of recession
- 2008.12.03: Internet leak reveals government's VAT flip-flop
- 2008.12.01: Jury is out on character of Facebook generation
- 2008.12.01: City IT workers take a break from financial apocalypse
- 2008.11.18: Scientists find cool way to unlock the secrets of space
- 2008.11.18: Children stealing parents' identities, study finds
- 2008.11.18: Google helps hypochondriacs get the attention they need
- 2008.11.18: MP3 users may kill more than the silence, study finds
- 2008.11.05: Moses found among the reeds
- 2008.11.04: Romanian man puts his old banger up for sale
- 2008.11.03: HP the Leader of the Gang
- 2008.10.31: Cheeky song gets the b*m's rush
- 2008.10.30: I don't want you in my gang, my gang....
- 2008.10.27: Home Office promises media windfall through credit crunch
- 2008.10.27: Swedish clergymen join the ranks of the infected
- 2008.10.27: British inventors put a gag on the nuisance callers
- 2008.10.27: Flogging old tat in the name of environmentalism
- 2008.10.27: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a 15-year-old Renault?
- 2008.10.27: Dutch authorities clamp down on virtual criminality
- 2008.10.16: Three cheers for systems administrators
- 2008.10.10: Microsoft makes mildly amusing marketing effort
- 2008.10.10: BBC blogger demonstrates muscle of internet media
- 2008.10.10: Steve Jobs' online profile suffers a fresh attack
- 2008.10.10: Google offers Mail Goggles to users with beer goggles
- 2008.10.10: Profiteers bank on government intervention
- 2008.10.07: Palin's internet profile borders on the ridiculous
- 2008.10.07: ITV admits viewers won the battle, but plots to win war
- 2008.10.07: Men are from Mars, women are better, research proves
- 2008.10.07: Microsoft speech glitch raises awkward questions
- 2008.10.02: Office Wars - IT v Sales (and more)
- 2008.09.26: South Cambridgeshire becomes a virtual Guyana
- 2008.09.26: Prank calling gets a not-at-all-needed IT makeover
- 2008.09.26: "Let them eat broadband," Brown tells conference
- 2008.09.26: University students live on kebabs and credit crunchies
- 2008.09.26: Large Hadron Collider has an NHS IT moment
- 2008.09.26: Financial turmoil could spell acronym windfall
- 2008.09.26: Basics of cloud computing become as clear as mud
- 2008.09.26: Skype gains unfortunate advocate in PR jungle
- 2008.09.26: Colliding banks fail to release missing capital
- 2008.09.26: Vernon Kay is not dead, long live Vernon Kay
- 2008.09.26: Microsoft chooses not to advertise its failures
- 2008.09.10: It's quiet out there, Hoskins. Too quiet
- 2008.09.05: Cern: bringer of the apocalypse or hit factory?
- 2008.09.05: Sweden cooks up a treat for fans of laptop computing
- 2008.09.05: Shanghai police reminds the public it is always watching
- 2008.09.05: PA Consulting wipes its memory after data loss
- 2008.09.05: Teachers express concerns over the Facebook generation
- 2008.09.05: Estate agents get thinking as police release crime maps
- 2008.08.29: The future of future-gazing
- 2008.08.29: Space station virus alive and kicking
- 2008.08.29: Statistics show men hog the mouse as well as the remote
- 2008.08.29: It's my password and I'll swear if I want to
- 2008.08.29: West Wing creator starts work on Facebook: The Movie
- 2008.08.29: University spam researchers discover the alphabet bias
- 2008.08.21: Experian makes a game of Creditability
- 2008.08.20: Internet commentators hoisted by their own petard
- 2008.08.20: Downing Street video riles Clarkson electioneers
- 2008.08.20: IT's newest recruit hails a good piece of bad luck
- 2008.08.20: Local butcher carves out a niche in online sales
- 2008.08.14: Finally, a reason to love Comic Sans...
- 2008.08.14: Find fine food by SMS
- 2008.08.14: Government to snoop on our e-mails
- 2008.08.12: Apple in the Hall of Stupid High Tech Products
- 2008.08.11: It's official: holidays in Britain are dangerous
- 2008.08.11: Celebrity nudity remains chief spamming hook
- 2008.08.07: Security expert warns the internet is falling down
- 2008.08.07: National press chips away at government's ID card scheme
- 2008.08.07: Saucy e-mails provide hacker with recipe for porridge
- 2008.08.07: Microsoft finds little to separate myth and reality
- 2008.08.02: Sport? It's an older man's game, boy...
- 2008.08.01: Tesco - every little bit of population control helps...
- 2008.08.01: British sports people lie back and smell the profits
- 2008.08.01: Rival to the Google throne proves to be the nuts
- 2008.08.01: If you like sundials, perhaps we can interest you in...
- 2008.08.01: Council seeks to untangle IBM's tongue-twisters
- 2008.07.31: Lilly-livered law can't help protect your public image
- 2008.07.30: You know when you've had enough - the bear says so
- 2008.07.29: Workaround genius: the Blue Peter flap
- 2008.07.29: Who's watching you watching the movie?
- 2008.07.19: South African backpackers voice employment concerns
- 2008.07.18: Bonnie Scotland - it's the new Bangalore
- 2008.07.18: Robot turns up the heat and gets out of the kitchen
- 2008.07.18: Technology staff want to get promoted, survey reveals
- 2008.07.18: Malware writers cook up a treat for Nigella fans
- 2008.07.18: Sex worker perks up IT staff with bedroom revelations
- 2008.07.18: Get to know your dinner a little better
- 2008.07.17: Photo story: Government CIOs turn green
- 2008.07.17: Ingenious excuses from banks number 452
- 2008.07.16: Richard Thomas gets tough on Dot Cotton
- 2008.07.15: Cards in London cabs are contactless and pointless
- 2008.07.11: Caramel latte + keyboard = Downtime (for real)
- 2008.07.08: Pursue a satisfying career in cutomer support
- 2008.07.07: Newport feels the aftershock of the brain drain
- 2008.07.05: Niche sports league takes off in USA
- 2008.07.04: Boffins reach out to the beautiful young people
- 2008.06.24: Songs of innocence and experience: The random nature of Flickr
- 2008.06.24: Bill Gates' last day
- 2008.06.20: The way to a man's personal data is through his web-enabled coffee maker
- 2008.06.19: Gastropods deliver mail in timely fashion
- 2008.06.19: No summer sun? Lolcat haz the ansa!
- 2008.06.19: Another shopaholic IT consultant exposed on TV
- 2008.06.04: IT career = shopping heaven: How to encourage women to enter the IT profession
- 2008.06.03: Top interview gaffes
- 2008.06.02: Wi-Fi watch part xi
- 2008.05.31: Braille speedometer
- 2008.05.30: The secret's out on why Microsoft didn't buy Yahoo!
- 2008.05.30: Cern rocks on YouTube
- 2008.05.28: Hungary for revenge? Ballmer egged in anti-Microsoft protest
- 2008.05.27: Japanese designers hit on an uplifting scheme
- 2008.05.26: CERN rocks on YouTube
- 2008.05.25: Is that a mobile phone in your pants? Yes, it is
- 2008.05.24: Consoles pose threat to nation's finest sperm
- 2008.05.22: Database plans create phone-walking industry
- 2008.05.21: Dobbie's cupboard antics: an inspiration to us all
- 2008.05.20: Gadgets needed to beat IT ignorance in the office
- 2008.05.16: Reader feels the need for Braille speedometer
- 2008.05.16: Wi-Fi sniffer provokes pong of controversy
- 2008.05.16: Santander helpline offers a truly personal touch
- 2008.05.12: Reasons to avoid Facebook: anti-social networking
- 2008.05.12: Iron men and geeks
- 2008.05.11: The elves and the printer maker
- 2008.05.10: Look here: Pure filth
- 2008.05.09: Hackers take the airwaves
- 2008.05.08: Irony – it’s like goldy and bronzey but made of iron
- 2008.05.01: Is that a blade server in your jacket?
- 2008.05.01: Microsoft drives Mrs. Daisy with ‘senior PC’
- 2008.05.01: Wi-Fi gizmo competes with undersea toaster
- 2008.04.30: Nerds go wild at no-holds barred malware contest
- 2008.04.25: Error messages you never want to see - no. 2
- 2008.04.25: Error messages you never want to see
- 2008.04.25: 1-2-3 you’re back in the room
- 2008.04.24: Clinton penetrates Obama’s portal
- 2008.04.23: Stripper misses day in court thanks to computer error
- 2008.04.22: Flame fizzles out on CNN attack
- 2008.04.19: Laptop repairs? If in doubt hammer IT
- 2008.04.18: Post-It note proves revealing
- 2008.04.18: Daytime TV turns IT contractor to life of crime
- 2008.04.18: Women value chocolate more than data security
- 2008.04.17: CEOs court out by phishing bait
- 2008.04.16: Fingers burned by flaming laptop
- 2008.04.09: Spare-room database too close for comfort
- 2008.04.09: UK beats Azerbaijan to win thuggery crown
- 2008.04.09: UK triumphs over USA for data-loss crown
- 2008.04.09: Silicon aesthete offers digital discrimination
- 2008.04.03: Google versus Microsoft: How will the competition hot up?
- 2008.04.03: Robot gives BT a mexican wave
- 2008.04.02: Tunelling underneath the firewall
- 2008.04.01: April Fools on tech sites - including YouTube and Google
- 2008.04.01: Republican shocked at the modern generation
- 2008.03.28: Reasons not to improve public sector data security and accuracy
- 2008.03.27: Miss Bimbo not ideal role model, watchdog claims
- 2008.03.27: Avoid a life of misery in Chinese jail, Sophos says
- 2008.03.27: 2008’s malware threat: anti-malware campaigns
- 2008.03.27: Virtual violence spawns immoral-panic quandry
- 2008.03.22: Using Facebook to catch out the Facebook users
- 2008.03.21: Stand clear of the doors, they may be on fire
- 2008.03.20: Dork into sport doesn’t go - unless cash is involved
- 2008.03.19: Please delete temporary files before divorce
- 2008.03.17: Comments: We love them. What do you reckon?
- 2008.03.13: Eggstra hits guaranteed
- 2008.03.12: Budget day 2008: What's in the brown bag, Alistair Darling?
- 2008.03.06: The identity quiz: Can you remember how to prove who you are?
- 2008.02.28: Buzz if you like, but don't sting me!
- 2008.02.22: Emergency CD Drive opener
- 2008.02.22: Video: The secret heart of a codemonkey
- 2008.02.19: Korean mobile operator offers users a "love detector"
- 2008.02.15: Is that an iPod in your pocket, or should I call the police?
- 2008.02.14: Paper and the personal touch - better than email after all?
- 2008.02.14: More evidence that the Identity & Passport Office has lost its way
- 2008.02.14: Valentine frustration? Play the game
- 2008.02.11: World's brightest torch tale
- 2008.02.08: Brace yourself
- 2008.02.07: Offline insecurity
- 2008.02.06: The pane game
- 2008.02.06: Spooks in the spectrum
- 2008.02.05: Homo stupidus
- 2008.01.29: The real European identity
- 2008.01.25: Coder or cannibal? Friday is fear-day...
- 2008.01.25: Notes from Sutton high street
- 2008.01.25: Political donors take note
- 2008.01.25: Jerome Kerviel: lost billions and lost friends...
- 2008.01.24: Clarkson column a bit soft, but said to be accurate
- 2008.01.23: Pirate’s fishy dealings land him in jail with crabs
- 2008.01.22: Hungary dogs prepare to give voice to their desires
- 2008.01.21: Paxman's pants leak - does the BBC need to up its IT security training budget?
- 2008.01.21: Bebo's best - but what's the test?
- 2008.01.21: Bupa proves IT staff to be better at lying than dieting
- 2008.01.18: Bill Gates celebrity-studded retirement plans spoof video
- 2008.01.13: Exploding laptops ring in the new year
- 2008.01.12: Six billion dollar IT man(ager)
- 2008.01.11: Queen warms to Will’s Wii
- 2008.01.10: Clarkson hits skid row on data theft
- 2008.01.09: Test your cyber security savvy
- 2008.01.03: Couples console each other with video games
- 2008.01.03: Mills & Boon protects its ample, throbbing assets
- 2008.01.03: Computer scientist in official recognition shock
- 2008.01.03: Doctor Who Episode II: attack of the browsers
- 2007.12.18: Lonely web users warned off caddish software
- 2007.12.17: Rock-fuelled granddad reinvents the wheelchair
- 2007.12.14: Downtime slips up making a monkey of a chimpanzee
- 2007.12.14: Facebook frees users from present-tense pickle
- 2007.12.12: DWP bypasses courier to issue security guidelines
- 2007.12.12: What I did on holiday: stole a car, smoked pot…
- 2007.12.12: Russians see miracle of childbirth in a new light
- 2007.12.12: Microsoft’s Santa bot talks naughty, not nice
- 2007.12.12: Chimps forget to pretend they have poor memories