The rhyme of first line support
"Have you checked that it's switched on?", I said
"Have you checked that with power it's fed?"
Cos without any juice
It's about as much use
As a Python-esque parrot - it's dead.
Line on impressing the boss
There once was a Programmer, Brad
Who felt undervalued, not glad
So with Neuro Linguistics
And clever statistics
He proved he was clever - how sad
Cos without any juice
It's about as much use
As a Python-esque parrot - it's dead.
Line on impressing the boss
There once was a Programmer, Brad
Who felt undervalued, not glad
So with Neuro Linguistics
And clever statistics
He proved he was clever - how sad
Thanks to Steve Pauline for these two great limericks. Can you do better ? Send your poems into downtime. wgoodwin@techtarget.com
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