A Japanese company has invented a gadget that can translate a dog's bark into human words. Apparently the Bowlingual Voice device will go on sale for £129 in Japan from next month. We can't wait for the UK version. You don't really need to translate what attack dogs talking to their puppies would say. "Alright princess that collar looks gorgeous on ya." But it could be useful for the police because it would increase the number of potential witnesses to crimes."
