Downtime

Downtime's ruthless critique of Microsoft's new Jerry Seinfeld-starring advertising collaboration, published last week, seems to have had more of an effect than even we expected.

It has emerged that Microsoft is pulling the plug on the series of adverts, though it sheepishly claims it was not intended to be a series.

Downtime is flattered that Microsoft takes our opinions so seriously, and can only hope its new series of adverts is equally appalling.

After all, we need something to write about.