A Spanish hacker has been jailed for accessing and misusing
a former colleague's work e-mails detailing his sexual activities.
The hacker sent the e-mails onto the victim's ex-wife, along
with his girlfriend and fellow workers.
The story will come as sobering news to anybody labouring
under the illusion that e-mail is a secure form of communication.
Downtime rushed to delete all the salacious fan mail
received over the years, but can only assume that a hacker has already stolen
and deleted all such content.